Another Packer obsessed SEWIFFL Franchise owner. Jim is an O12 owner and has been remarkably consistent, but that consistency hasn't gotten his squad over the hump and into the promised land of Superb Owl glory. Jim is also the owner of the most phallic team names in league history and that is a record to be proud of. The real question is...what would he rather see, a league title or his beloved Crystal Palace win the league?

Career Record(Entering 2026): 64-71
Points For: 14851.18
Points Against: 15273.12
Highest Team Score: 188.08, Week 13 2022 vs Andy
Lowest Team Score: 59.62, Week 5 2023 vs Ben
Largest Win: 188.08-106.8, Week 13 2022 vs Andy
Largest Loss: 162.98-103.36, Week 5 2023 vs Ben
Closest Win: 120-119.82, Week 1 2020 vs George
Closest Loss: 107.94-107.44, Week 5 2019 vs Jeff
Most Points in a Loss: 142.46, Week 12 2019 vs Sam
Fewest Points in a Win: 82.14, Week 12 2021 vs George