The commissioner of the league and brainchild behind SEWIFFL, Dan has been another member of the close-but-no-cigar club, with 6 playoff appearances but just 1 title game to show for it. Holding the league record for playoff appearances with no titles must be exactly how Dan Marino feels...SEWIFFL and NFL quarterbacking are basically the same thing.

Lifetime Record(Entering 2026): 80-55
Points For: 16231.38
Points Against: 15393.02
Highest Points For: 177.56, Week 7 2025 vs Jeff
Least Points For: 63.46, Week 3 2022 vs Sam
Largest Win: 144.28-59.16, Week 12 2017 vs Randy
Largest Loss: 152.66-78.3, Week 13 2023 vs Ben
Closest Win: 109.42-106.66, Week 9 2024 vs Jim
Closest Loss: 163.96-163.54, Week 14 2024 vs Andy
Most Points in a Loss: 163.54, Week 14 2024 vs Andy
Least Points in a Win: 89.96, Week 11 2023 vs Jim