"Hi I'm Chris Berman and this is the fastest 2 minutes in fantasy sports!
Week 2, 2023. League Leader Ryan took out George 147.46 to 98.44. WHOOOOOP! Ryan got 27.9 big points from Brian Robinson which was enough to overcome a 21.1 point performance from Davonta Smith. Mahomes didn't get credit for this pass to his offensive tackle. WHOOOOOOOOOP!
Andy got a dominant victory over Jim, 132.2-74.66 WHOOOOP WHOOOOOOP! Nico "Tom" Collins had a monster game. On the other hand "Running for" Miles Sanders didn't quite step up for Jim. Andy could be in RB hell with the Vikings adding Cam Akers to the mix. WHOOOOOOP!
Dan cruised to victory over Ben 114.2-88.12 behind a 22.1 point, 2 TD game from TJ "Ham" Hockenson. WHOOOOP! (French accent) Le Travis Etienne ran like escargot at zee game and finished with just 5.2 points for Ben. Le WHOOOOOOOP!
WHOOOOOOP. Sam didn't have much trouble against Zach, finishing 159.12-101.94. Keenan "Tim" Allen had all the tools as he dismantled the Titans defense. Tee "UVWXYZ" Higgins dragged Zach's squad kicking and screaming towrads victory but wasn't enough. WHOOOOO-
OOOOOOOOOP! Randy had his way with the defending Champ Jeff, 166.08-108.96. Raheem "Wolfgang Amadeius" Mostert rumbed for 25.2 points. George "I need some tea put on a" Kittle struggled for Poff, just 4.5 points in a mediocre game.
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Chris got into the win column with a 95.74-88.28 point victory over Bill. WHOOOOOOOOP. Jordan "Take away a daughter" Addison had 14.7 points including another TD, while Joe BurrOH! struggled again for Bill.
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Chris took home the bonus last week with his somewhat narrow victory. Congrats!
This week's bonus is: Top 2 combined RB fantasy points.
Commish thoughts: I'm still torn on extra game against the median, we're going to see it out through the season and I'll definitely be comparing it against matchup W/L records. I'm intrigued by some of the FAAB strategies I've seen so far. I think there's been two schools of thought: Patient and frugal vs aggressive and spendy. You get $100 virtual dollars and don't get to take it with you to next season, so I can appreciate both ways of handling it.
Best of luck this week gentlemen!