Today's episode hit budgetary issues and needed to crowdsource its content.

User @GridironGOAT420:
“Bro… Bearded Clams is STACKED. Kyler Murray back healthy, CMC is literally the RB1 every year, and Josh Jacobs plus Alvin Kamara? That’s like having FOUR RB1s. Mike Evans and Jaylen Waddle at WR? LOL, this team is unstoppable. If you’re not projecting them for 200 a week, you don’t know ball.”

User @FantasySavageXXL (replying instantly):
“L take. This roster is mid. Kyler Murray plays like he’s still running around at recess. Christian McCaffrey is great, sure, but Jacobs and Kamara? OLD. Dust. Done. Mike Evans is like 50 years old, and Jaylen Waddle can’t stay healthy. Congrats on drafting a retirement home, bro.”

@GridironGOAT420:
“Bro you clearly don’t watch tape. Mark Andrews and Kyle Pitts at tight end? That’s DOUBLE THE TIGHT END VALUE. That’s next-level galaxy brain drafting. You’re playing checkers while Bearded Clams is playing 12-D chess.”

@FantasySavageXXL:
“DOUBLE the TEs? That’s DOUBLE the wasted roster spots. Bro literally drafted Pitts in 2025. Might as well draft Tim Tebow at TE while you’re at it. Ratio.”

@GridironGOAT420 (not backing down):
“Pitts is finally unleashed, bro. This is the year. Breakout season loading. Clip this. And don’t act like Kyler Murray isn’t about to bounce back — dude’s been grinding. That’s the sneaky QB1 you’re too scared to believe in.”

@FantasySavageXXL (laughing emojis):
“Kyler Murray grinding? Bro spent half the offseason on Twitch. Man’s more worried about his Call of Duty KD than his TD:INT ratio. Bearded Clams ain’t a football roster, it’s a nursing home with a Playstation.”

“This week’s SEWIFFL Preview Show is proudly brought to you by Culver’s — home of fresh frozen custard, cheese curds, and now, the new culinary innovation that’s equal parts miracle and medical emergency: the Butter Pounder Burger™.”

“That’s right, Culver’s has taken the concept of ‘butter burger’ and asked, ‘What if we just skipped the burger part?’ One full pound of melted Wisconsin butter, molded into the vague shape of a patty, slapped between two buns, and served piping hot with a side of regret. It’s not just dinner, it’s a challenge to your arteries. Order the Butter Pounder, and Culver’s guarantees you a free punch card — nine burgers and your tenth angioplasty is on the house.”

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“Culver’s: Welcome to Delicious™… and possibly to the ER.”

@FantasySavageXXL (switching to hype mode):
“Now Powderhoundmals? That’s a REAL team. Justin Herbert throwing to Marvin Harrison Jr., Zay Flowers, Chris Olave, AND George Pickens? Are you kidding me? That’s WR porn. Jonathan Taylor and Aaron Jones in the backfield? BRO THIS IS THE 2019 ALL-PRO SQUAD.”

@GridironGOAT420:
“WR porn? More like WR OnlyFans — looks good until you realize you’re broke. Herbert’s mid. Olave hasn’t broken out. Pickens runs in straight lines like a Madden create-a-player. And Aaron Jones? Dude’s hamstrings are held together with rubber bands from Office Depot.”

@FantasySavageXXL:
“Cope harder. Caleb Williams AND Jordan Love on the bench? Powderhoundmals has TWO starting QBs in reserve. That’s depth you don’t even dream about. Meanwhile, your Bearded Clams are relying on Kyle Williams — WHO EVEN IS THAT? Undrafted sleeper RB4? Please.”

@GridironGOAT420:
“Depth doesn’t matter when your starters flop, bro. Herbert hasn’t won anything since Oregon, and your RB room is already in hospice care. Powderhoundmals is all bark, no bite. Bearded Clams clears. Ratio + blocked.”

@FantasySavageXXL:
“Imagine thinking Bearded Clams clears. Couldn’t be me. Screenshotting this for when Powderhoundmals makes the playoffs and your Clams are cooked. Cry harder.”

@GridironGOAT420 (final dunk attempt):
“Bro, you’ll be lucky if Powderhoundmals finishes higher than your Uber rating. Herbert’s great at racking up yards when it doesn’t matter. In SEWIFFL? That’s called garbage time. Enjoy your garbage.”

“And that wraps up today’s SEWIFFL Preview Show. We’ll be back tomorrow with more hot takes, screaming debates, and questionable sponsor choices. But before we sign off… let’s check in with Kyle, who bravely tried Culver’s brand-new Butter Pounder Burger during the break. Kyle, how you holding up?”

Kyle (breathing heavy, voice shaky):
“Uh… I don’t… I don’t feel so good. That burger was… it was just a pound of butter, man. My hands are so slippery I dropped my phone twice. My vision’s kinda tunneling. My heart feels like it’s running the Oklahoma drill. If I don’t make it… tell my fantasy team… they were always mid.”

“…Right. Well, thank you, Kyle. Thoughts and prayers. And for the rest of you at home — remember: Culver’s, Welcome to Delicious™… but maybe also welcome to your local urgent care. We’ll see you tomorrow, SEWIFFL Nation.”

George has some firepower in his starting lineup, and he could make a run if one of his rookies is the real deal. And he should be doing just fine at the QB position with 3 viable starters, although it remains to be seen how long they're all rostered for.

I genuinely like Jeff's team, but if there's any concerns its gotta be that its an old(for fantasy...and football in general) team. Mike Evans has been timeless, but that will end at some point...will it be this year? Can CMC stay healthy? Will Kyler falter when Black Ops 7 comes out?