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Hello gents, welcome to week 6. Last week was not a great week for me, so there wasn't an article or a bonus, apologies for that. We're back for week 6, 1/3rd of the way into the fantasy season!
Let's cover the week 4 bonus quick. We were looking for the highest combined rushing totals. Derrick Henry made this one easy. His 199 yards was enough on his own to outdo any other duo in the league. Tacking on 99 more yards Kyren Williams was just doing a victory lap on the rest of the duos. Congrats to Sam!
We'll do a bonus in the next couple weeks that pays out the top 2 places to make up for last week's lack of bonus. This week we'll play best ball. The best score for a team regardless if a player is in the starting lineup or not. For example: If I decide to start Gibbs over Jerome Ford this week and Jerome Ford goes off for 190 yards and 3 TDs then he'll count for the bonus for the week. I'll be sure to post the spreadsheet for that one next week, but it'll make sense, I promise.
You guys know what time it is. Time for me to take advantage of my AI indentured servant and put ChatGPT to work. I had a couple different ideas of what sort of ridiculous comparions to make. Gonna make things real basic this week. I asked ChatGPT to compare each team to a song that represents how they're doing thusfar. This list also doubles as a Power Ranking list. So grab your MP3 players and plug in your headphones, its time to download some entertainment on SEWIFFLwire!
1) Randy - "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd
1) Randy - "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd
Like the dazzling energy of "Blinding Lights," Pack Attack is electrifying the league with their win streak. Led by Lamar Jackson’s dynamic play and Amon-Ra St. Brown’s consistent contributions, they’re dominating opponents and lighting up the scoreboard. The upbeat tempo of the song mirrors their momentum as they push toward the top of the standings.
2) Andy - "Stronger" by Kanye West
2) Andy - "Stronger" by Kanye West
Joe Buck Yourself has faced challenges but keeps getting better, much like the message of "Stronger." Despite injuries to Joe Burrow early on, they have bounced back, and Ja'Marr Chase has helped elevate their play. The theme of overcoming obstacles matches their season perfectly.
3) Jeff - "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi
3) Jeff - "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi
This classic anthem of perseverance suits Bearded Clams' season. Despite ups and downs, they’re fighting to stay in contention, especially with key players like Josh Allen and Josh Jacobs stepping up in crucial moments. Like the song, they’re halfway there and hoping for a strong finish to the season.
4) Chris - "Bad Habits" by Ed Sheeran
4) Chris - "Bad Habits" by Ed Sheeran
Rated Eks’s season has been filled with ups and downs, like the struggles highlighted in "Bad Habits." Despite a talented roster featuring C.J. Stroud and Christian McCaffrey, they’ve had trouble maintaining consistency, especially with injuries. The song’s themes of falling back into habits mirror their struggles to string together wins.
5) Zach - "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC
5) Zach - "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC
With a high-energy roster featuring Cooper Kupp and Jonathan Taylor, Frank's Spank Bank is all about bringing the thunder to their matchups. Their aggressive approach on game day matches the intensity of "Thunderstruck," and they’ve had a few dominant performances that leave opponents feeling the impact.
6) Bill - "Circles" by Post Malone
6) Bill - "Circles" by Post Malone
Bart Was The Best has been trying to break out of a cycle of close games, much like the reflective and introspective tone of "Circles." Despite some tough matchups, their roster, featuring star receiver Justin Jefferson, has consistently kept them competitive. The song’s theme of trying to move forward and finding consistency mirrors their efforts to secure a more dominant spot in the league standings. Just like in the song, they’re always striving to improve while dealing with the challenges of the season.
7) Jim - "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
7) Jim - "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
Like the timeless hopefulness of this song, Dak Picks remains optimistic through the challenges of the season. Led by Tua Tagovailoa and Mike Evans, they’ve had to weather some storms but continue to believe in their potential. The message of keeping the faith fits their efforts to stay competitive.
8) Sam - "Levitating" by Dua Lipa
8) Sam - "Levitating" by Dua Lipa
Trash Pandas has shown they can rise to the occasion, much like the upbeat and catchy vibes of "Levitating." With Jalen Hurts leading the way and Kyren Williams providing consistent points, they’re aiming to lift themselves up in the standings. The song’s positive energy mirrors their upward trajectory.
9) Ben - "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" by Beastie Boys
9) Ben - "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" by Beastie Boys
This team is grinding it out, much like the raw energy of the Beastie Boys’ classic anthem. With Brock Purdy and Kenneth Walker III putting in work, Pinche Bendejo is battling for every win and refusing to rest. The aggressive tone of the song captures their relentless approach to the season.
10) Dan - "HUMBLE" by Kendrick Lamar
10) Dan - "HUMBLE" by Kendrick Lamar
Adam Driver’s Adlib has faced some challenges this season, but they’ve remained focused, like Kendrick’s message in "HUMBLE." With players like Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, they know they have the talent, but they also know that staying grounded and focused is key to success. The song’s blend of confidence and caution fits their journey.
11) Ryan - "Can't Stop" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
11) Ryan - "Can't Stop" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Cotch11 is relentless, much like the driving beat of this Red Hot Chili Peppers song. With Patrick Mahomes orchestrating the offense and Saquon Barkley providing a steady ground game, they keep pushing forward. The song’s high-energy vibe reflects their determination to stay at the top.
12) George - "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons
12) George - "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons
Powderhoundmals’ season has been wild and unpredictable, much like the edgy energy of "Radioactive." With players like Chris Olave and Austin Ekeler, they have the potential to dominate any matchup, but inconsistency has been their challenge. The song’s powerful build-up mirrors their hope for a breakthrough.
There you have it...some song's I'd have on my playlist...some I wouldn't. Plus Dua Lipa..have mercy.
Good luck this week!
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